Keyleth tossed and turned, unable to sleep. The half elf sat up, looking around their campsite to see everyone fast asleep. Grog curled around the the fading fire with Pike at his feet. Vax and Vex were on the opposite side, propped against Trinket who snored audibly.
"-ow fuck! Not there!"
"Well then where should I put it?"
Keyleth heard two voices. Presumably her missing group members. She followed them curiously towards the rustling bushes in the distance.
"How about this?"
"No, it feels like it's covered in sticks."
"That's probably because it is. I don't usually do this kind of thing in the middle of a forest."
Keyleth's mind wandered. What were they taking about?
"Somehow I doubt that."
"Hey you didn't wait until the next inn either." Scanlan's voice was much clearer now. "Okay, you get down on your knees and we'll try it that way."
"As much as I enjoy these rendezvous of ours, there has to be a more sanitary way to do this." Percy spoke and there were the sounds of shuffling.
"I offered to use the tent but, no. Then everyone would hear."
"We're lucky no one can hear us now."
"I can hear you!" Keyleth said, finally poking her head behind the bushes and immediately she regretted her decision. Percy and Scanlan were both on the forest floor in rather...strange positions. Their clothes completely gone. "Oh! I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were, oh wow, I...okay...." Her face turned almost red as her hair. Percy was the opposite, his face having gone completely pale at being caught. Scanlan...well he was Scanlan and carried the same pride he usually did when being caught having sex.
"Please don't tell the others." Percy scrambled to get his clothes on, Keyleth averting her eyes.
"I won't, I ugh, I'm just surprised. I didn't realize you and Scanlan were a thing."
"We are not a thing." The gunsmith protested.
"That's not what you said last night." Scanlan grinned before Percy tossed one of his shoes at the gnome. "Ow!" Scanlan rubbed his head in pain. "If we're gonna keep doing this, they were gonna find out eventually."
The two began to bicker and Keyleth found herself wandering back to the campsite, wondering what the fuck she just saw.